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HRS TV

Free fullscreen viewing from the Happy Robot Shop Check This Out feed

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HRS TV turns the Happy Robot Shop Check This Out feed into a fullscreen, passive viewing experience. It is free with a Happy Robot Shop portal account — sign in on tv.happyrobotshop.com to watch videos and article previews in a lean TV-style interface.

Features

  • Autoplay videos and article previews from the Check This Out feed
  • Videos-only mode, skip controls, volume controls, and fullscreen-friendly playback
  • Opened/unread state syncs with the portal so watched items stay in step across screens
  • Included free with any Happy Robot Shop portal account

Blockvase

Full Bitcoin Knots node, DATUM gateway & ASIC miner

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Blockvase is an all-in-one device for the sovereign bitcoiner: a full Bitcoin Knots node with true solo mining, enabled by a local DATUM gateway and a built-in BM1366 mining ASIC, in one petite white and copper cube. A glass-covered display shows sync status, then becomes a live mempool animation of every transaction waiting to be confirmed. The device also hosts a local web dashboard at blockvase.local for network metrics and transactions. Pre-synced and assembled units ship ready for quick onboard Wi-Fi setup.

Features

  • Full Bitcoin Knots node with local DATUM gateway and built-in BM1366 ASIC for true solo mining
  • Glass-covered display: sync status during IBD, then a live mempool animation
  • Local web dashboard at blockvase.local for Bitcoin network metrics and transactions
  • Pre-synced, assembled unit with quick setup via onboard 2.4GHz Wi-Fi

Starshot Genesis

Fast-paced first-person space combat arcade shooter

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Pilot your ship through 3D space, blast waves of enemies, and survive as long as you can while climbing the leaderboard. Strafe and dodge in full 3D while aiming with the mouse and moving with WASD, Shift, and Space. Start with twin cannons and earn weapon upgrades every 500 points (up to five tiers) so you grow stronger the longer you last.

Core gameplay

  • Enemies spawn from portals in packs: strafers, interceptors, and variants with traits like armored, fast-fire, and elite
  • Boost (right mouse button), Warp (extra speed when boosting forward), and Ultimate ability: shield overcharge burst on a long cooldown
  • Shields soak hits and recharge after a delay; health regenerates when you avoid damage long enough
  • Difficulty increases with your score and weapon tier: more enemies, tougher packs

Controls

WASD to move, Space/Shift for up/down, mouse to aim, left mouse button to fire, right mouse button to boost. HUD shows score, health, shield, weapon level, kills, and boost/warp/ultimate status.

Features

  • Online leaderboard tracks high scores (offline scores stay local)
  • In-game music by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen / Torque / courtesy of Epidemic Sound
  • Custom sound effects for upgrades, fusion cannons, low health, ultimate ready, warp, and kills